Shocked

Today I was in the car with my Dad listening to the amazing musical composition that is Teardrop, by Massive Attack. Now, I could handle my father not knowing the song. Not knowing the band was... surprising, but still, okay. BUT THEN!

Dad "Where did you get this song?"
"I downloaded it"
"From where?"
"Limewire, why?"
"It sounds really badly recorded."
"What? How does it?"
"That crackling noise."
*codfish moment*
"...Dad, that's an old record sound effect."
"Oh. What's the point?"
"What's the point of a guitar?"
"To make a sound."
"Right."

Wow.